Six worked speeches in six different situations, with the two lines in each one you have to replace with your own history.
You searched for a speech, which means somebody somewhere put the idea in your head that a proposal comes with one. Before anything else: it doesn't. Three sentences and a question will do it, and short isn't the lesser version of this.
What a speech is genuinely for is the situation where a few other people are present, or where the two of you have a long complicated history that a single sentence would flatten. If that's you, these six are written all the way out, in six different situations. Take the shape. The specifics have to be yours or the whole thing collapses.
Every one of the six has the same architecture. There's a specific memory that only the two of you have. There's one sentence about what she changed. Everything else is connective tissue, and connective tissue is where borrowed language is harmless.
So the rule for using any of these: keep the shape, replace the memory, replace the change sentence. If you replace nothing, she'll hear it. Not because it's a template, but because it describes a life that isn't yours.
1. Childhood sweethearts.
I have known you since we were fifteen years old, which means you've seen every stupid version of me there has ever been. You saw the one with the truck. You saw the one who didn't call for two years. I don't know what you were waiting for, but I know what I've been waiting for, and it is this. I've loved you longer than I've known how to do anything else. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the two stupid versions. Replace both with the real ones.
2. Met late.
I did not expect this. I had made my peace with the shape my life had, and I was not unhappy in it. Then you sat down across from me at Dana's kitchen table and asked me what I did all day, and then you waited for the whole answer. I have had forty-six years to figure out what I want and about eighteen months to find out I was wrong about all of it. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the kitchen table and the question she asked. Replace with the moment you noticed.
3. Second marriage.
Neither of us is doing this for the first time and neither of us is pretending otherwise. I know what it costs when it doesn't work. I also know what it looks like when somebody shows up for your kid at seven in the morning without being asked, because I've watched you do it for three years. I'm not asking you to fix anything. I'm asking you to stay. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the seven-in-the-morning detail. Replace with something she does that you have watched her do.
4. Long distance, finally over.
Four years, two states, and I don't know how many flights. Every one of those Sunday nights at the airport I told myself it was fine, and every one of them it wasn't. What I want is the ordinary version. I want the Tuesday where nothing happens. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the Sunday nights and the ordinary version you want. Replace with your own logistics and your own version of ordinary.
5. Already raising children together.
We skipped the part where it was simple. There was never a night where it was just the two of us figuring out what this was, because from the second month there were three of us at that table. I would not trade it, and I also want the thing we never did. I want to choose you on purpose, in front of everybody. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the second month and the table. Replace with the actual timeline.
6. A man of few words.
I'm not good at this and you know I'm not good at this. So here is the whole thing. You are the best person I know. I've wanted to ask you since the drive back from your mother's in February. Will you marry me.
Load-bearing: the February drive. Replace with your own, and leave the rest exactly as short as it is.
1. Jokes at her expense. A roast is for a rehearsal dinner among friends who have context. In this moment it reads as nerves wearing a costume.
2. Anything addressed to the room. If people are present, they're witnesses, not an audience. The words go to her. Speaking to the room turns her into a prop in her own proposal.
3. An apology opener. "I'm not very good at this" is fine as a fact, the way speech six uses it. "I'm sorry I haven't been better this year" belongs in a different conversation on a different day.
4. The list of her qualities. Beautiful, smart, kind, funny, patient. It sounds like a reference letter and none of it is specific to her, because any man could use four of those five.
In The Power of Moments, Chip Heath and Dan Heath describe the fourth element of a defining moment plainly: "CONNECTION: Defining moments are social: weddings, graduations, baptisms, vacations, work triumphs, bar and bat mitzvahs, speeches, sporting events. These moments are strengthened because we share them with others."
Strengthened by being shared, not performed for. That distinction is the whole reason a speech works or doesn't. Her mother being there makes the memory bigger for both of you. Playing to her mother makes it smaller.
The work is one paragraph long and it isn't the speech. Write down the memory, in detail, tonight. Then take whichever of the six architectures fits your situation.
If a short version is what you want, what to say when you propose is the thirty-second treatment and it works in every one of these situations. And how to propose is the moment itself in sequence, which is where the words go.
Two real lines and a question is a complete proposal. The rest is scaffolding around those two lines.
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