Twenty questions in four rounds, a score that pays double for a wrong guess, and a forfeit waiting for whoever loses.
She likes quizzes. You've watched her take one on her phone with the show still running, and heard how it turned out from the other end of the couch. A handful of multiple-choice questions, and then a website tells the two of you what kind of couple you are.
This one doesn't do that. It's twenty questions about each other, played across your kitchen table, with a score that pays double for a wrong guess and a forfeit waiting for whoever loses.
The online version runs on the result screen. Everything before it is a delivery mechanism for a verdict, which is why those quizzes are fun for four minutes and then over.
A score in your living room measures how well you guessed on twenty questions about one person. It says nothing about your marriage, and if it tried to, twenty questions would be a terrible way to find out. What you're playing for is the answers you'd have bet money on and got wrong. Those are the ones you'll still be thinking about on Monday.
In The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work, John Gottman calls the store of information you keep about your spouse's life a "richly detailed love map", and the first exercise he gives for building one is a game. Twenty questions, drawn at random from a numbered list of sixty, each worth points according to how hard it is to answer. His instruction for how to play it is one sentence: "Play this game together in the spirit of laughter and gentle fun."
Sixty-seven percent of couples in his newlywed study dropped sharply in marital satisfaction the first time they became parents. The third who didn't had detailed knowledge of each other from the start, per a study of fifty couples by his student Alyson Shapiro. That's a small study inside a popular book rather than settled science, and worth knowing anyway: what carried that third through the biggest change of their lives was how well they knew each other going in.
Starting a real conversation cold, across a table, with nothing else going on, is the hard way to spend an evening together. A game with a scoreboard and something to lose is the easy way, and that's the same reason Date Nights Dancing exists: easy swing taught at home, fifteen minutes at a time, both of you on the same moves from the first video on.
Sit where you can see each other. Kitchen table, two ends of the couch, the front seat of a parked car if the kids are inside the house.
Every question below is written in the voice of the person it's about. When she reads number one, she's asking about herself, and you write your guess down before she says a word. Then she gives you the real answer. Next question, you read, she guesses. Twenty questions, ten each, four rounds.
Scoring:
Higher score after twenty wins. Pick the forfeit before round one, because stakes invented after somebody starts losing never feel fair:
1. "What was I wearing the night we met?"
This one is built to be missed, which is why it opens. The first miss of the night is free. Guess anyway, and guess with detail, because the outfit you invent for her is worth more than the point.
2. "What did I order the first time we ate out together?"
Easier than it sounds. Early dates run on a short menu of nervous choices. If she remembers yours and you've lost hers, take the loss gracefully and ask what else she remembers about that table.
3. "Who did I tell about you first?"
Somebody got the call that night. A sister, a work friend, her mother. Get the person right and you've earned the follow-up, which is what she said about you.
4. "Where was I living right before I lived with you?"
The apartment with the terrible shower. The room she rented from somebody's aunt. If you get the address, push for the worst thing about the place.
5. "What's the worst job I ever had?"
Some stories get told so often they stop counting as knowledge. If this is one of them, take the free point and then ask her what she'd be doing now if she'd stayed.
6. "What do I order when nobody's rushing me?"
You know her usual. Her unhurried order can be a different drink entirely, and that gap is what this question is aiming at.
7. "What food do I refuse to eat?"
If you do the shopping, you've been working around this for years without ever being asked to name it. If you draw a blank, that blank is worth having before the next grocery run.
8. "What's my favorite thing you cook?"
You'll want to guess the ambitious one, the dish that takes a Sunday afternoon. It usually isn't that one. More often it's something thrown together on a Tuesday without much thought.
9. "What would I do with a Saturday that had nothing on it?"
Not what she'd say she should do with it. What she'd do. If your guess is a chore, guess again.
10. "What's the one thing of mine I'd never let you donate?"
She's got one. A jacket, a chipped bowl, a shoebox. Get the object right, then ask where it came from.
11. "What's stressing me out right now?"
Name the specific thing, not the category. Not "work" but the person at work. If you can only produce the category, she'll know, and so will you.
12. "What makes me feel like I'm good at something?"
The thing a person gets praised for and the thing that makes them feel capable are rarely the same thing. If your guess is her job and her answer isn't, stay there for a second before you go to the next question.
13. "What am I trying to get better at right now?"
Ask for the current one, not the lifelong one. Then leave it alone. Gottman's own instruction for this game is to skip the judgment and skip the advice while you're playing, because you're collecting facts, not fixing anything.
14. "Besides you, who do I lean on most?"
Name the person, then ask when they last talked. If it turns out to be somebody she hasn't spoken to in months, that's the most useful thing you'll get out of the whole evening.
15. "What's the dream I've stopped bringing up?"
Out of all sixty questions on Gottman's list, exactly one is worth five points, and it's this one: what is my fondest unrealized dream. Guess, then let her talk. Don't solve it tonight and don't price it out. Get it said in your kitchen, where it hasn't been said in a while.
16. "Free Friday, no budget. Where do I want to go?"
Write the place, then ask what she'd want to do once you got there. The second answer is the one you can copy at home this month.
17. "You hand me two hundred dollars today. What do I spend it on?"
A prediction you can check. Hand it over sometime this month and find out whether you had her.
18. "It's my turn to pick the movie. What are we watching?"
The low-stakes one in a round of big ones, and a fast read on how much of your watch history is her taste versus yours. Miss it and she picks tonight.
19. "What's one weekend from this past year I'd want to do over?"
A do-over is not a favorite, so skip the good one. Guess the weekend that got away from you both: the trip that fell apart, the Saturday that turned into errands. If she names one you thought went fine, that gap tells you more than the point does. You're not fixing it tonight, just writing it down.
20. "Right now, do I need more sleep, more help, or a night out?"
Three options, one guess. Whichever she says, you can do something about it this week.
Nobody remembers the score by morning, and nobody needs to. The misses last longer, if you write them down before the glasses go in the sink.
Not as a scolding list. As a shopping list for the next month: the food she hates, the friend she hasn't called, the Saturday she'd want with nothing on it, the dream she stopped bringing up. Four things you didn't have this morning, and every one of them is something you can act on without announcing that you're acting on it.
Play it again in a year. Same twenty questions, different answers, because a love map goes out of date on its own while both of you are busy.
If twenty questions in one evening is more than you want to organize, the same material works one question at a time. That's what The Spark is for, a few questions in your inbox every week that you can bring to dinner without planning anything. There's also a this-or-that version that moves faster, a set made for the car, and a longer list of questions to ask your wife if you'd rather build your own rounds. If the quiz turns into a whole evening, there are more couples game night ideas and the rest of the ideas hub.
And if the forfeit comes out as the kitchen dance and neither of you knows what to do once the song starts, that's what Date Nights Dancing is for: easy swing at home, fifteen minutes at a time, both of you on the same moves from the first video on. No dance experience required.
It's easier to keep assuming you'd have gotten eighteen of them. You went and checked instead. However the score comes out, she'll have spent an evening watching you try to get her right.
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